Posts Tagged ‘Milk’

R-814640-1361923046-6458.jpegWhen I think of Crossover Thrash which is the combination of Thrash Metal and Hardcore mixed into one, the Stormtroopers Of Death (often stylized as S.O.D.) immediately comes to mind. They were a bad ass band that contained two members of Anthrax in Scott Ian (Guitar) and Charlie Benante (Drums) and mixed it with a former member of Anthrax in Dan Lilker (Bass), and then you throw in Billy Milano (Vocals) and you have S.O.D. which formed in 1985. After Anthrax had finished recording Spreading The Disease, Scott realized that they still had plenty of studio time left so they used the one week to record their first album Speak English or Die which was officially released on August 30, 1985. The album was very influential on the scene and I guarantee that most people don’t know that three of the songs were used for MTV’s Headbangers Ball for a little while. Al Jourgensen of Ministry has claimed that this album was the reason he had thrash guitars into his music and saying that it was, “one of the best records ever.” Revolver Magazine included the album in their 14 Thrash Albums You Need to Own list and it has been re-released twice by Megaforce Records and it has sold one million records worldwide.

71oEROBDjsL._SL1050_1. March Of The S.O.D.- a bad ass opening track with a monstrous hammering opening riff and it’s the perfect instrumental intro to the next track 5/5

2. Sargent D and the S.O.D.-a bass heavy track that kicks your ass as soon as it launches in this track about Sargent D who is not a guy to mess with cause he’ll kick your ass. 5/5

3. Kill Yourself– One thing to remember is not to take the lyrics too seriously, but the track is them telling someone they hate to kill themselves. The lyrics are very literal. 4.5/5

4. Milano Mosh-Another personal favorite of mine on the record and it’s Billy’s song challenging anyone in the moshpits. 5/5

5. Speak English Or Die– Imagine if this song was played today, the backlash these guys would receive would be insane. What do you think the lyrics are about? 5/5

6. United Forces– a cool track that is an anthem of sorts for Crossover Thrash where they are trying to unite both sides to create one bad ass side. 5/5

7. Chromatic Death– this might as well be an instrumental because the music is in your face, lightning fast, and they just say Chromatic Death twice. 4.5/5

8. Pi Alpha Nu– All about partying with a fraternity and the craziness that is involved. 4/5

9. Anti-Procrastination Song– a six second song where he screams out the title of the song followed by a quick riff. 4/5

10. What’s That Noise?-a funny track where they are playing a riff and it sounds like Billy is getting pissed over some noise that he keeps hearing on his headphones. 4/5

11. Freddy Krueger– a track about you know who considering the film was released a year earlier and it describes some of the scenes in the film. 5/5

003f154312. Milk– a cool bass riff by Lilker opens the song in where the narrator is very pissed off because he has no milk to pour into his cereal. 5/5

13. Pre-Menstrual Princess Blues– a track that is sure to piss off any feminist out there about a woman who doesn’t have her maxi pads and complains about how easy men have it. I love the bass heavy riff to this one, reminds me of the opening track. 5/5

14. Pussy Whipped-a great opening riff before the band goes 100 MPH about guys who are too afraid to say no to their loved ones. 4.5/5

15. Fist Banging Mania– This one’s an anthem for the fans that show up to every show and are right in the front row ready to get crazy with the band. 5/5

16. No Turning Back– every album is not complete with the post-apolcayptic track of the 80’s on it and here is S.O.D.’s right here. 4/5

17. Fuck The Middle East– Like I said, do not take their lyrics too seriously because with this one, it may seem like they are racist with their erase the middle east message in this one. 4.5/5

18. Douche Crew– a song where Billy is calling out all the posers who think they can do what S.O.D. does. 4/5

19. Hey Gordy– a six second track of someone saying Hey Gordy give me a shot. 4/5

20. Ballad Of Jimi Hendrix– five seconds of a Jimi Hendrix styled song with it saying he’s dead at the end. 4/5

21. Diamonds And Rust (Extended Version)– a two second track of them saying Diamonds And Rust. 4/5

My Final Thoughts– An unbelievable album that helped jump start a sub-genre of Thrash Metal that would influence other great bands like Municipal Waste, etc. March Of The S.O.D., Sargent D And The S.O.D., and Freddy Krueger are still my favorite tracks. My least favorites are the last three tracks. I am going to give the album 4.5, stars out of five for a final grade.

rubberI’ll never forget the first time I read about the Film in question Rubber as it said the film was about a homicidal tire named Robert that comes to life and discovers that he has psychokinetic powers. After discovering those powers, Robert will head to a desert town and he will begin to murder everyone in his path with a mysterious woman (Roxane Mesquida) being his particular obsession. I thought to myself, you really have to be kidding me and is this where the horror genre has gone? Then my nephew proceeds to tell me that it’s the greatest movie he has ever seen and that I should watch it. If you guessed right, I did watch the film. The film stars Stephen Spinella (Milk) as Lt. Chad, Jack Plotnick (Meet The Fockers) as Accountant, Wings Hauser (The Insider) as Man In Wheelchair, David Bowe (UHF) as Mr. Hughes, and the film was directed by Quentin Dupieux (Wrong).

rubber 2Right from the beginning of the film, things just look absolutely weird like you see a man waiting in the desert with a bunch of nice table chairs positioned in different ways on the road. Then a cop car comes by and it starts to destroy every chair and when it stops, a cop comes out of the trunk. The cop begins to ask us (the audience) why is ET brown? and a lot of others with him answering that it was for no reason. So, you got right away from that statement that a lot of things were going to happen in the film for no reason. Then there’s a different element in the film that will throw you for a loop at first until you get why it’s happening. First off, I am going to smack my nephew around for even suggesting this film to me because I was nearly falling asleep. The acting in the film is great while the overall idea of it is just annoying , but I can see why they made the film. Seeing Roxane Mesquida’s behind was definitely a plus in my book even if it was very quick. The cinematography was actually really good as well so it’s hard to give this film a bad grade because you can look at it as commentary on the cinema industry. On a scale of 1 being close to an A-List Hollywood film and 5 being the cheesiest film of all time, I would have to give this film a 2.5 for a final grade.

 

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