Posts Tagged ‘The Expendables 2’

ninja titleI wanted to take the time to wish everyone a happy and safe new year as we get ready to usher in a brand new year which could be a fresh start for some or another year to keep the ball rolling. To end the year on a high note, I decided to review another film for Ass Whoopin Wednesdays called Ninja 2: Shadow Of A Tear. The film stars Scott Adkins (The Expendables 2) as a badass ninja named Casey. Casey’s pregnant wife Namiko (Mika Hijii) is murdered by who Casey believes is an old enemy of her fathers named Goro (Shun Sugata). Casey will literally battle to hell and back as he travels to Myanmar (formerly Burma) as he tracks down the man known to everyone as Goro. It is a dangerous mission, but Casey is a man hell bent on revenge. The film also stars Kane Kosugi (DOA: Dead Or Alive) as Nakabara, Vithaya Pansringarm (The Hangover Part 2) as General Sung, Mukesh Bhatt (Company) as Mike, Tim Man (Ong-bak 2) as Myat, Jawed El Berni (Warrior King 2) as Lucas, and the film was directed by Isaac Florentine (Undisputed 3: Redemption). Let’s check out some stats before we get into the review of the film.

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ninja 2Let us analyze the stats of the film a little bit so that you understand what I am talking about there. I will start by saying that I can’t explain to you why where it says “Big Boss Defeated: Yes X2” because it will give away some important info (a little twist in the film). The love interest is obviously his pregnant wife and there isn’t an actual scene of them making lov, but we presume that they did. The origin story has more to do with what happened in the nation formerly known as Burma and why Goro is the way he is so it has nothing to do with our main character Casey. Scott Adkins does a terrific job in this film, he is a total badass. The first time I saw him was in The Expendables II when he was Jean Claude Van Damme’s main henchman. He fought Jason Statham in the film and when I saw that fight scene I asked myself who is this guy? Anyways, if you have Netflix then I suggest that you check out this film cause it’s worth the watch if you’re a fan of Martial Arts/Ninja films. It has some amazing fight scenes that will leave you asking for more. I am giving the film an four fists out of five for a final grade. Remember Happy New Year and hopefully 2015 is a better year for everyone.

The final part of the voting process which involves one of my other favorite categories which is film. Everything from Remake of the year, superhero movie of the year, and I have also fit in the the TV show of the year as well for you guys to vote on. Like I have said in the other posts, you have until May 4TH as the winners will be announced on May 5, 2013. As always have fun and enjoy!!!

As I had said before, this is the 2ND annual Monster Awards and what i have here are the nominees for each category which includes Best Comedy, Biggest Sports Bust of 2012, and the new category Babe Of The Year just to name a few. As always, I have the two links down below where you can vote, but remember to click on both links to complete all the categories. So, without further ado here are the nominees:

Music Categories

Album Of The Year

1. Some Nights- Fun.

2. Babel- Mumford & Sons

3. O.N.I.F.C- Wiz Khalifa

4. Life Is Good- Nas

5. Yellow And Green- Baroness

Rap/Hip-Hop Album Of The Year

1. TYGA – Careless World

2. Rick Ross- God Forgives, I Don’t

3.MGK- Lace Up

4. Nas- Life Is Good

5. Wiz Khalifa- O.N.I.F.C.

Rock Album Of The Year

1. Hot Cakes- The Darkness

2. A Different Kind Of Truth- Van Halen

3. The Church Of Rock And Roll- Foxy Shazam

4. Choice Of Weapon- The Cult

5. Raining Rock- Jettblack

Heavy Metal Album Of The Year

1. Dark Roots Of Earth- Testament

2. Phantom Antichrist- Kreator

3. Electric Age- Overkill

4.Awakened – As I Lay Dying

5. Demonocracy – Job For A Cowboy

Tour Of The Year

1. The Tour featuring Motley Crue and Kiss

2. Mayhem Festival 2012

3. Van Halen World Tour

4. Born This Way Ball (Lady Gaga)

5. Wrecking Ball Tour (Bruce Springsteen)

Movie Categories

Movie Of The Year

1. The Expendables 2

2. Prometheus

3. The Hunger Games

4.  Lincoln

5. Skyfall

Comedy of The Year

1. TED

2. The Watch

3. That’s My Boy

4. 21 Jump Street

5. The Campaign

Horror Film Of The Year

1. The Cabin In The Woods

2. Sinister

3. Paranormal Activity 4

4. The Devil Inside

5.  Chernobyl Diaries

6. The Collection

Remake Of The Year

1. Maniac

2. Total Recall

3. Red Dawn

4. Dark Shadows

5. 21 Jump Street

Best Film Cameo Of The Year

1. Sam Jones (Ted)

2. Vanilla Ice (That’s My Boy)

3. Alice Cooper (Dark Shadows)

4. Jimmy Kimmel (Project X)

5. Billy Joe Armstrong of Green Day (This Is 40)

Best Animated Film Of The Year

1. Brave

2. Frankenweenie

3. Hotel Transylvania

4. Ice Age: Continental Drift

5. Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted

Superhero Movie Of The Year

1. The Avengers

2. The Dark Knight Rises

3. The Amazing Spiderman

4. Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance

5. Dredd 3D

Sports Categories

Wrestler Of The Year

1. CM Punk

2. Dolph Ziggler

3. Bobby Roode

4. Austin Aries

5. The Big Show

6. Ryback

The Biggest Comeback Of The Year

1. Juan Manuel Marquez

2. Peyton Manning

3. Adrian Peterson

4. Baltimore Ravens

The Biggest Sports Bust Of The Year

1. NHL

2. The Boston Red Sox

3. Mark Sanchez

4. Tim Tebow

5. Manny Pacquiao

Boxer Of The Year

1. Sergio Martinez

2. Brandon Rios

3. Nonito Donaire

4. Robert Guerrero

 Miscellaneous Categories

Babe Of The Year

1. Megan Fox

2. Olivia Wilde

3. Bar Refaeli

4. Jennifer Lawrence

5. Mila Kunis

6. Adrianne Palicki

7. Ashley Alexiss

TV Show Of The Year

1. Boardwalk Empire

2. The Big Bang Theory

3. Game Of Thrones

4. The Walking Dead

5. Archer

The Hall of Fame entries will be announced soon… but enjoy and I’ll have the voting up real soon.