We decided for this week’s edition of Ass Whoopin Wednesdays film that we would go down a different avenue of sorts then we usually do. Very rarely on Ass Whoopin Wednesdays do we cover anything that is horror or even comedy related, but I always felt that the film I chose for today was a bad ass action horror comedy in my humble opinion. The film that I am talking about is 1992’s Buffy The Vampire Slayer which is not to be confused with the corny 90’s TV series that followed with Sarah Michelle Gellar. The film stars the very beautiful Kristy Swanson (The Chase) as our title character Buffy, a normal popular teenager who seems to have it all from friends to the high school hunk boyfriend until she finds our from a man named Merrick (Donald Sutherland) that she is the decendant in a long line of Vampire slayers that seems to have failed in eliminating the main vampire. Well the vampires have invaded her town and it’s up to her to save them all before it’s too late. The film also stars the late Luke Perry (Beverly Hills 90210) as Pike, Paul Reubens (Pee Wees Playhouse) as Amilyn, the late and great Rutger Hauer (Hobo With A Shotgun) as Lothos, Hilary Swank (The Next Karate Kid) as Kimberly, David Arquette (Scream) as Benny, Sasha Jenson (Dazed And Confused) as Grueller, Stephen Root (Office Space) as Gary Murray, Thomas Jane (The Punisher) as Zeph, and the film was written by Joss Whedon (The Avengers) and directed by Fran Rubel Kuzui (Tokyo Pop). Before we get into the review, let’s check out some stats:
Now we all know that Kristy Swanson wasn’t the first bad ass female hero in a film cause that could go to Sigourney Weaver for her role in Alien, but Kristy does a pretty good job in a time when men still dominated action features. In the film Buffy has eight confirmed kills of vampires. I was going to write 12 for that, but technically she didn’t stop the other four vampires, she just hit them and ran away from the dance. She doesn’t really have too much of an origin story other than the fact that she comes from a long line of slayers which is why I wrote no for that answer. She has a love interest in the beginning of the film and she ends up falling in love with Pike. The one person that does get hurt that she cares about is Merrick who died trying to save her from the grasp of Lothos powers and she does get the job done in defeating the head vampire. This film has a whose who of stars of the 90’s and some stars who have been able to carry on well into the 21st century and I am not sure if this film was Paul Reubens first film post theater incident or not, but he was great. For the most part, everyone does a terrific job in the film, but the key is Buffy’s growth and sudden awakening that she has. In the beginning, she’s too wrapped up in a bubble of self worth and childish things that we think are important in life, but they really do not matter. Thanks to Merrick, we see this change in her when she starts to realize what does really matter in life and that is what drives our hero all the way to the end. It was great to see the late Rutger Hauer express a different side of him in this film where he gets to live up the vampire mythos to the max and what more could you want? This is a fun piece of early 90’s nostalgia that should be enjoyed for face value and realize that the film is fun. I am going to give this one four skulls out of five for a final grade.